No matter my critique to the Gods, i have to admit that praying is good ! It works like visiting a psychologist -somehow- and sitting on his sofa saying what you want to say. Same thing ! Sometimes it works even better ! And you don’t have to pay for a visit ! Visit Free ! Just saying !
Personally, i have my own way when i pray ! I start a “dialogue” with the unknown superior whatever which is actually a monologue. It doesn’t matter. All i want to say is that i don’t follow a “protocol”.
It goes like this :
“Where are you, man ? Don’t you see what’s going on ? Still drunk ? Move your butt, please ! Help him/her, they are in need ! And i’ll buy you a chocolate. That’s a promise ! I can always make you a pie or a cake, if you wish ! Handmade ! To make you happy ! Come on now ! Show your Presence, Power and Love, and HELP ! Spinach pie and Cheesecake are on the table waiting for you ! I’ll stop my critique if you wish ! Who fucken cares about my critique ? No one ! PLEASE HELP ! NOW !”